{"id":577,"date":"2015-09-07T21:45:19","date_gmt":"2015-09-07T21:45:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hookupmanual.com\/?p=577"},"modified":"2015-07-03T16:45:10","modified_gmt":"2015-07-03T16:45:10","slug":"how-to-end-an-unsccessful-hookup-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hookupmanual.com\/index.php\/how-to-end-an-unsccessful-hookup-date\/","title":{"rendered":"How to End an Unsuccessful Hookup Date"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hookupmanual.com\/index.php\/top-hook-up-sites\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/hookupmanual.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/How-to-End-an-Unsuccessful-Date.jpg\" alt=\"How-to-End-an-Unsuccessful-Date\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-597\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hookupmanual.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/How-to-End-an-Unsuccessful-Date.jpg 400w, https:\/\/hookupmanual.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/How-to-End-an-Unsuccessful-Date-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hookupmanual.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/How-to-End-an-Unsuccessful-Date-250x188.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>Sometimes it just doesn\u2019t go as planned. That goes for life in general but specifically for the realm of hookup dating. Even under the best of circumstances, a date can take a turn for the worst and end up in the john. Maybe she\u2019s just not close enough to her profile picture when you finally see her in person. Perhaps one of you says the wrong thing or makes a wrong move and the whole vibe of the night turns sour. Chances are, if she\u2019s not feeling it any more than you are, she\u2019ll take a hint easily and be happy to end the as well. Things don\u2019t have to get uncomfortable or ugly though. There are several <a href=\"https:\/\/nymag.com\/thecut\/2015\/03\/heres-a-highly-efficient-way-to-end-a-bad-date.html\" target=\"_blank\">good tactics to employ<\/a> to end a bad hookup date gracefully.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>The Old Emergency Call<\/h3>\n<p>Everyone has pulled this one a time or two and that\u2019s because its reliable and it works. You give a friend the emergency code and once you text it to them, they know they need to call you with a fake emergency. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/sciencetech\/article-2574616\/The-app-gets-bad-DATE-Software-sends-fake-call.html\" target=\"_blank\">This new APP can also do the trick!<\/a> The dog got ran over, grandma had a stroke, water pipes busted in the basement, whatever you need to say to get you out of there. You don\u2019t want her to see you send the emergency code though. So wait for her to run to the ladies room or do so yourself. Make sure your friend knows to use his or her best acting skills in case your bad date is within earshot. If she knows your friends or family, make sure they know the story too in case she asks later. This is a tried and true technique that never fails. Just don\u2019t go at it half-heartedly if you expect her to believe it. Approach it like you\u2019re going for an Oscar.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>Set the Time Before-Hand<\/h3>\n<p>If this is a blind first date your best bet is to set an early end time before you ever head out the door. If things turn out good you can always extend the time. It\u2019s the times it turns out bad that your glad you used this tactic. Decide when you ask her out, where you\u2019re going and when you will be back. If she looks more like your cousin Freda than her profile picture, you can end the date in a no muss-no fuss manner as soon as the movie is over. If she isn\u2019t feeling a good vibe from you, she probably not in the mood to prolong the date any longer than need be either. Setting an end time in advance is a great technique to use to end a <a href=\"https:\/\/thoughtcatalog.com\/madison-moore\/2013\/10\/15-signs-your-first-date-isnt-going-so-well\/\" target=\"_blank\">crappy date<\/a>.<br \/>\n<center><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FCp_VK8TW_M\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<\/center><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>Work Comes in Handy Sometimes<\/h3>\n<p>Use your work as an excuse to end a bad date. If it\u2019s feasible, say you just remembered you didn\u2019t finish something for work that absolutely has to be done by morning. Beg off but if you don\u2019t want to see her again, don\u2019t say you\u2019ll call. This is a great time to explain that this is exactly why you don\u2019t date much and how very demanding your job is. Give her a dry kiss on the cheek and thank her for coming out. Mission accomplished. Alternately, you can mention how early you have to be up for work in the morning and that you\u2019ve been up since XX o\u2019clock in the morning and really just can\u2019t keep your eyes open another moment.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>Dogs and Pets<\/h3>\n<p>Pets are a great excuse to use in the emergency call but they also work well on the spur of the moment. If things just are clicking and you two just aren\u2019t feeling each other, suddenly remember you haven\u2019t walked Spot since this morning and he has bladder issues. Act embarrassed and ashamed and whatever else it takes you get you out the door and onto greener pastures. Another tactic is to suddenly remember you are watching your neighbor\u2019s dog and forgot to feed him. Then immediately excuse yourself, citing a fear Cujo with escape or destroy the home.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>Alien Abduction<\/h3>\n<p>Last but not least, you can disappear into thin air. If things are just horribly unbearable you can simply <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Exit...Stage_Left\" target=\"_blank\">exit stage left<\/a>. If you chose this route there are a few things you have surreptitiously take care of beforehand. You can\u2019t leave her stranded, so make sure she has direct access to her car or leave her cab fare.  You also can\u2019t leave her holding the tab. Take care of the check before you leave. Once you\u2019re sure she is safe and can get home, slip out the back door and pray that karma isn\u2019t the bitch everyone says she is. Maybe she will think aliens abducted you.<\/p>\n<p>There are plenty of ways to end a bad date. The best option is keep it as honest as possible. 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