Pleasing your hookup in bed is hard enough, but add to that the plethora of information we receive every day from radio, television and advertisements it becomes almost impossible to figure out. Time after time we receive conflicting information about what makes a woman excited, orgasm and crave your attention. We try it all, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. What follows is a comprehensive guide to exactly what men think women care about, but they don’t. The things we waste our time thinking about when we should be figuring out all the other myriad things that could be making her hot in the sack.

Size does not matter

Let’s get this out of the way right now because that is why you are all reading this article anyway, isn’t it? Surveys all say NO resoundingly. That isn’t to say that a man can interest a woman with an abnormally small penis. However, as long as everything remains average down there, she really doesn’t care. Women aren’t on the hunt for the largest man parts in the country. They don’t secretly dream of huge manhood the likes of which have only been seen in John Holms porn videos. Just a regular size penis is just fine with most women on the planet.

Woman dig Scars

Men will go to great lengths to hide scars from appendectomies, bad tattoos, car wrecks and teen angst. It isn’t only women who have body issues. Men feel the pain of imperfection as well. Little did we know that women actually LOVE scars, and your hookup is no different. They find them sexy and some sort of right of manliness that turns them all on. It’s an amazing feeling to know that the part of you that annoys you the most is not only tolerated but actually excitable.

Special Tricks

All those things we see the porn stars doing in their movies? Yea, your hookup hates that. Simple, little nuances to your sexual repertoire are always a welcome addition but straight up acrobats is going too far. (Wild sex positions you’ve never heard of) You’ll have her twisted in half with one leg wrapped around your shoulders and somehow expect her to like it. Nope. Not happening. All she wants is the same thing you do; to reach orgasm. Most of the time that simply entails a lot of foreplay and heavy petting with some long deep kisses thrown in for good measure. Nothing fancy.

Meaningless Promises

In this day and age, lies just bring more issues and drama. Those are all things we can do without. One great way to avoid all that is just don’t say things you don’t mean and don’t make meaningless promises. She doesn’t need it. Today’s women will sleep with you if she wants too regardless of what you promise her. Take her at face value and believe her when she makes the first move. You really don’t have to make all those promises. Don’t say you’ll call if you won’t. Don’t tell her you love her. Say what you mean and mean what you say.

Hygiene is king to your hookup

Yes. They care. They notice. They notice everything. If you haven’t showered since this morning, she will know. If you didn’t brush your teeth after dinner, you will notice. These are in fact things women care a lot about. BUT and there is a big but here, if you can pull it off once in a blue moon, shell like it. Casual sex with a hot mechanic is the fantasy of millions of women. A hot iron worker comes off the job in his bright yellow vest and hard hat. You get the picture. Women love that crap. If and only if, you can pull that kind of dirty, bad guy thing off you will have it made.

Body Hair

No one enjoys a man that looks like a grizzly bear in a speedo. A little basic shaving and maintenance is required but for the most part women do not mind a bit of body hair. Chest hair and a well-manicured man part is all that’s required. Keep a nice clean personal hygiene routine and the style of your penis patch won’t make much of a difference.

There are about as many misconceptions about what your hookup really wants as there are about what men want. The ones named here are the biggest lies society wants you to believe about women. For the most part, they are just like us; searching for a little warmth and companionship. Put your best foot forward and go with what your good at. You can’t go wrong when you try your hardest.